I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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