A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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