Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
