But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
