actually, I'm a sock model
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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