office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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