Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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