I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
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What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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