I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Porn is love you can see.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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