I skipped work to stalk him.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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