No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
