i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
