i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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