Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
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i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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