I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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