god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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