this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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