yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.