Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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