it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
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A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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