you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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