Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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