So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
ttyl tear gas
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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