So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
