that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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