their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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