it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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