We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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