lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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