Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
you will always have a special place in my vag
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
