I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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