This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
There's always time for handjobs
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Randomize
