I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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My penis needs a shock collar
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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