ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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