I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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