'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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