just come out here and I will go home with you...
there's paper in my vomit.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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