that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
so that wasnt chicken after all
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
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yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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