I'm going to rape someone's good day.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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