somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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