Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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