idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
