gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
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the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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