what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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