there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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