we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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