i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
We had sex on a dog bed..
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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