Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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