She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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