The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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