You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
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I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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