Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"