I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him