i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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