I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
They are going to name an STD after you.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
