I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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