her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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