You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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