shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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