You work out of a Hotel?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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