I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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